My roommate decides she can open my computer and look up porn to keep up on my computer as a joke.
Okay, but don’t fucking open my computer and use it. Don’t fucking use my property, especially my computer, which is more expensive than everything you own put together, you dumb cunt.
And then after eating my food, you decide, before I even offer (which I wasn’t going to), that you’re going to say “CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT” when I’m eating dinner.
No. No you can’t, you fucking cunt.
